Shocking but true: Anita Tryst leads a double-life, one of the deeply held convictions and devilish debauchery. By day, she is mostly a mild-mannered English professor, a courtesan to the comma splice and tamer of errant semicolons. At night, when papers are graded, wine is poured, and darkness transforms the night sky, Madame Tryst shakes loose the sensible loafers and dons a pair of six-inch stilettos to walk a wilder side.

Number 2 pencil in hand, Tryst gives voice to the overworked, underpaid, and hypersexed among us. She has lesson plans from boredom to the blues, from badboys and the bell curve in between. Be a good student or end up in detention. The call is yours, reader.

Professor Tryst, as she is known to her students, is herself a student of human nature and a gypsy at heart. She sailed through undergraduate studies up and down the West Coast, and settled, eventually, in the South Pacific. She suffered a master's degree in composition and rhetoric, and later earned her doctorate in Kama Sutra studies from God/Dess University. Tryst's dissertation investigated the interplay between sexual wellness, hedonism, and magic. Although administration continues to treat her poorly at her day job, Anita Tryst receives high marks from her fans and a coveted "chili pepper" rating on Rate My Professor.